Valentine’s Day, Part 3

per-

(A prefix; connotes modification, intensification, as in perfection . . .)

My Dear, if I say you are gorgeous:

You knock my eyes out!

What if I say Hey, Per-gorgeousness?

Have I eyes enough to last? I hope so.

4 Responses to “Valentine’s Day, Part 3”

  1. wynk Says:

    this is quite possibly one of the nerdiest poems of all time. I love it.

    ~melissa (née wilson)

  2. Jerry Says:

    Thank you for elevating it to the level of poetry.

  3. wynk Says:

    I’m a bit of a Writer’s Almanac fiend (http://writersalmanac.publicradio.org/) so when I read it it was in Garrison Keillor’s voice.

  4. Jerry Says:

    Hmm! I guess all those years of PHC on Saturday evenings had more effect than anticipated.

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